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Incognito replied

16 July 2009, 12:37
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

watch the transformation in all it's hideous car crash glory.

Compare the first few pics with the one 4th from last

One for the lads:

You look at that photo and you know she is going to honk.
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Drewster replied

16 July 2009, 12:31
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

check out the sig fussy-boys

Oooops sorry - misread that... I thought it said "No Scrote"
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2009, 12:29
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Gawd! You're really not fussy are you, EO?

And those teeth! I thought wooden teeth went out of fashion with George Washington.

I would only bone her to make the philosophical point that beauty is only skin deep and that I am not a shallow person. Plus she is probably so desperate for a stud like me, that she might give me a 'special'.

check out the sig fussy-boys
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Drewster replied

16 July 2009, 12:27
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

She used to be alright, not my type but certainly better than many. These days she's just

watch the transformation in all it's hideous car crash glory.

Compare the first few pics with the one 4th from last

I don't get it...
She used to be Rough as a Badgers Ars*.......
Now she is Scrawny as a rake Rough as a Badgers Ars* and shes got tatoos!
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bogeyman replied

16 July 2009, 12:25
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

mmmmmm boobies

Gawd! You're really not fussy are you, EO?

And those teeth! I thought wooden teeth went out of fashion with George Washington.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2009, 12:22
Originally posted by cojak View Post

What's with the muffins shoved down the front of her dress! They look like they're attached with velcro!

mmmmmm boobies
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cojak replied

16 July 2009, 12:21
What's with the muffins shoved down the front of her dress! They look like they're attached with velcro!
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DaveB replied

16 July 2009, 12:17
She used to be alright, not my type but certainly better than many. These days she's just

watch the transformation in all it's hideous car crash glory.

Compare the first few pics with the one 4th from last
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DimPrawn replied

16 July 2009, 12:06
She'd be a looker in Swindon.

Whoooooooarrrrrrrrrrr!
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bogeyman replied

16 July 2009, 12:04
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

Trust me, there is not enough alcohol in the world for me to wake up groggy headed next to that pig.

Well there certainly wouldn't be enough alcohol in the world because Amy has already had most if it.
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Moscow Mule replied

16 July 2009, 12:03
IMO, blakey should have stuck with it.

She'll top herself with the amount of crap she ingests and he would have got all the money!
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2009, 12:00
jeez. you guys are sooo fussy
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Incognito replied

16 July 2009, 11:58
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8153626.stm

Trust me, there is not enough alcohol in the world for me to wake up groggy headed next to that pig.
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Jet Setter replied

16 July 2009, 11:57
I'd rather stick it in a spider infested hole. I think it would come out of that looking more servicable.
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bogeyman replied

16 July 2009, 11:56
Oh! She is such a skank

Not even with yours old chap, not even with yours.
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