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Geeez "fulfilment centre" In my mind that is not what we call warehouses, ffs its a glorified shed.Growing old is mandatory
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The man had fallen through floorboards on the fourth floor and continued to fall through flooring until he landed on the ground floor.Originally posted by zeitghost View Postthey're dead 'ard around here...
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Bugger, this floor doesn't look too sa...." <nasty splintering noise>Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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"Pleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstop. ...""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I can hear the lawyers approaching as we speak.
What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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I'm not sure that falling through four floors of a warehouse and ending up in hospital would strictly class as "lucky".Originally posted by zeitghost View PostA lucky manComment
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rickshaw-wallah?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI can hear the lawyers approaching as we speak.
What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWhat is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?
Twats!
Certainly the sort of ones I have to deal with who will not accept that there is such a thing as an accident, or that their client is in any way to blame for anything for their entire misbegotten life!
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