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thelace replied

16 July 2009, 09:38
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?

Twats!

Certainly the sort of ones I have to deal with who will not accept that there is such a thing as an accident, or that their client is in any way to blame for anything for their entire misbegotten life!
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RichardCranium replied

16 July 2009, 09:38
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I can hear the lawyers approaching as we speak.
What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?

rickshaw-wallah?
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dang65 replied

16 July 2009, 09:33
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

A lucky man

I'm not sure that falling through four floors of a warehouse and ending up in hospital would strictly class as "lucky".
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Cyberman replied

16 July 2009, 09:32
It does not say that he weighed 56 stones !!
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The Lone Gunman replied

16 July 2009, 09:26
I can hear the lawyers approaching as we speak.
What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?
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DaveB replied

16 July 2009, 09:16
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8152984.stm

A lucky man; they're dead 'ard around here...

"Bugger, this floor doesn't look too sa...." <nasty splintering noise>
"Aaaaaaaah!"
<crunch>

"Ooooow! Ok, not to bad, nothing bro...." <nasty splintering noise>
"Aaaaaaaah!"
<crunch>

"OhtulipOhtulipOhtulipthathurtsIthinkIbrokesomething! "<nasty splintering noise>
"Aaaaaaaah!"
<crunch>

"Oooooooooooooowwwwwww, this is just taking the piss no..." !"<nasty splintering noise>
"Aaaaaaaah!"
<crunch>

"Pleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstop. ..."
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RichardCranium replied

16 July 2009, 09:14
The man had fallen through floorboards on the fourth floor and continued to fall through flooring until he landed on the ground floor.

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

they're dead 'ard around here...

fat
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Halo Jones replied

16 July 2009, 09:08
Geeez "fulfilment centre" In my mind that is not what we call warehouses, ffs its a glorified shed.
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zeitghost started a topic Wheeeeeee!

16 July 2009, 08:50
Wheeeeeee!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8152984.stm

A lucky man; they're dead 'ard around here...
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