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Geeez "fulfilment centre" In my mind that is not what we call warehouses, ffs its a glorified shed.Growing old is mandatory
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The man had fallen through floorboards on the fourth floor and continued to fall through flooring until he landed on the ground floor.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Bugger, this floor doesn't look too sa...." <nasty splintering noise>Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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"Ooooow! Ok, not to bad, nothing bro...." <nasty splintering noise>
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"OhtulipOhtulipOhtulipthathurtsIthinkIbrokesomething! "<nasty splintering noise>
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"Oooooooooooooowwwwwww, this is just taking the piss no..." !"<nasty splintering noise>
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"Pleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstoppleasemakeitstop. ...""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I can hear the lawyers approaching as we speak.
What is the collective noun for ambulance chasers?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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It does not say that he weighed 56 stones !!
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I'm not sure that falling through four floors of a warehouse and ending up in hospital would strictly class as "lucky".Originally posted by zeitghost View PostComment
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rickshaw-wallah?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
Twats!
Certainly the sort of ones I have to deal with who will not accept that there is such a thing as an accident, or that their client is in any way to blame for anything for their entire misbegotten life!
'elf and safety guruComment
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