Pig flu at epidemic levels in London and Brum

[BrilloPad]

Last time I took my son to a public toilet I noted that one chap took a piss and just walked out. Then another man finished on the bog and just walked out. There I was with my son, wondering how the hell am I gonna open this door now!

I ended up using my coat...Which I put in the wash when I got home.

Why not use some bog roll?

[Mich the Tester]

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

bump, just for nostalgia's sake

[Chutney Spoon]

Licky, licky

[Pondlife]

Location: Chutney, mouth, chutney, elsewhere, chutney

[Clippy]

Just wet myself re-reading this thread.

Ah, the good ol' days.

[Bunk]

Licky, licky

[DiscoStu]

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?

Bump for no other reason than nostalgia.

[Troll]

Bring back Cyberman!

[xoggoth]

You're a ******* moron

No he isn't. Both swine flu in the US and TB here are strongly linked to immigration and minorities who regularly visit counties of origin. Their diet is also a major factor. But let's not bother about facts.

Nice simple figures here:

http://www.hpa.org.uk/webc/HPAwebFil.../1317139697507

[xoggoth]

Ah just noticed it's another resurrected ancient thread! What was CB banned for? Telling the non PC truth?