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[foritisme]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm

[SallyAnne]

I thought it was only us Geordie chicks who got our hands on the sperm first!

[Cyberman]

You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

[bellymonster]

You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

So should I invest in putting turkey baster despensing machines into pub bogs instead of johhny machines?

[VectraMan]

Another 30 million British people made redundant.

[Pondlife]

Another 30 million British people made redundant.

I feel we still have an important role to play in society. Until thay start using easy-open jars that is.

[EternalOptimist]

well my bits might become redundant for getting the sperms out, but I insist they use them for getting the stem cells out

[DimPrawn]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200907081886/

[NotAllThere]

It's not just bats - can the new dildo sort out the funny noise in the attic, or change a lightbulb?

My wife used to remove the spiders from the bath for me. Until I stopped being arachnophobic.

[BrilloPad]

You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

I thought women would be able to dispense with men entirely with this new technology?