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RichardCranium replied

8 July 2009, 10:07
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm

Wow! That's amazing!

Not the story, but its reporting.

That "yesterday's news" story on the BBC News was reported in detail on a BBC World Service programme two weeks ago. And the programme itself was a series that had been running for a few weeks.
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2009, 10:01
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

I thought women would be able to dispense with men entirely with this new technology?
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NotAllThere replied

8 July 2009, 09:54
It's not just bats - can the new dildo sort out the funny noise in the attic, or change a lightbulb?

My wife used to remove the spiders from the bath for me. Until I stopped being arachnophobic.
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DimPrawn replied

8 July 2009, 08:23
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200907081886/
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EternalOptimist replied

8 July 2009, 08:18
well my bits might become redundant for getting the sperms out, but I insist they use them for getting the stem cells out
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Pondlife replied

8 July 2009, 08:16
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Another 30 million British people made redundant.

I feel we still have an important role to play in society. Until thay start using easy-open jars that is.
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VectraMan replied

8 July 2009, 08:08
Another 30 million British people made redundant.
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bellymonster replied

8 July 2009, 07:53
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.

So should I invest in putting turkey baster despensing machines into pub bogs instead of johhny machines?
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Cyberman replied

8 July 2009, 07:45
You women will be able to buy a pint of it in the pub soon.
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SallyAnne replied

8 July 2009, 07:37
I thought it was only us Geordie chicks who got our hands on the sperm first!
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foritisme started a topic w@nkers

8 July 2009, 07:34
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm
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