Classic quote from the BBC Live Text page.
From NCW, TMS inbox: "On Saturday me and my sister's fella (representing South Africa) played cricket on the path between our two allotments using an apple and a spade. I had him first ball, clean bowled, then I smacked it for six before getting trapped lbw by an in-swinger. He got the new apple to move quite dangerously. Then beer stopped play."
From NCW, TMS inbox: "On Saturday me and my sister's fella (representing South Africa) played cricket on the path between our two allotments using an apple and a spade. I had him first ball, clean bowled, then I smacked it for six before getting trapped lbw by an in-swinger. He got the new apple to move quite dangerously. Then beer stopped play."

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