<Placeholder> for all the moaning and complaining when the aussies win as well as the glorification of your valiant, plucky team when they win the last meaningless test with the series already over.
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Stop winding them upOriginally posted by oracleslave View Post<Placeholder> for all the moaning and complaining when the aussies win as well as the glorification of your valiant, plucky team when they win the last meaningless test with the series already over.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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The amount of times England would win only the last test is pretty staggering, I am sure the Australians just let them win, then the press could go on about "great hope for the future after the last test" stories for 2 years.Originally posted by oracleslave View Post<Placeholder> for all the moaning and complaining when the aussies win as well as the glorification of your valiant, plucky team when they win the last meaningless test with the series already over.
I am so excited I have got my Australia ODI top on today.Comment
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Less of that.Originally posted by oracleslave View Post<Placeholder> for all the moaning and complaining when the aussies win as well as the glorification of your valiant, plucky team when they win the last meaningless test with the series already over.
Just so that you know, in January 2005 before the last Ashes series in the UK, I bought two tickets to the fifth day of the fifth test from the Oval website for £10 each (unlike other grounds the Oval sold day 5 tickets in advance, I hadn't entered the ballot for other tickets).
At the start of the series whenever I mentioned this to anyone they just looked at me with a pitiful look, as if to say "You poor deluded fool, there'll be no play that day. Even if there is it will be the humiliating end of another losing Ashes series."
We all know how that turned out.
Not that I am hopeful this time though.
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2-2 Aussies to retain the urn.
Bloody colonials.
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Make your mind up.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI cannot see England getting more than one win, in fact I cannot see them getting a win."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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It depends how much sledging, gamesmanship, aggro, luck, cheating those nasty aussies employ against our poor victims.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI cannot see England getting more than one win, in fact I cannot see them getting a win.Comment
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It'll have more to do with the fact they don't trust the only specialist spinner in their ranks and are relying on the part time spin of a few others.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIt depends how much sledging, gamesmanship, aggro, luck, cheating those nasty aussies employ against our poor victims.
Stick to rugby OS, you obviously know something about that sport."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Cyberman has rubbed off on me. Err I mean.... can't I just feign knowledge on all things?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIt'll have more to do with the fact they don't trust the only specialist spinner in their ranks and are relying on the part time spin of a few others.
Stick to rugby OS, you obviously know something about that sport.Comment
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