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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Are you sure 5 cases will be enough?
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      #12
      Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
        Definitely Ok for warm weather; nice and salty. As long as there's plenty of wine and water it's very nice.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Mmmm.... parma ham <drool>
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #15
            Right that's it. I'm off to get some (cold) white wine.
            Cats are evil.

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