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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
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Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostAre you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Good stuff. I salute you on the preparedness of your continuity plan and your readiness to carry it out without complaint.
(closest smiley to salute)
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAnyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
Enjoy the break.
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No work for a week.
Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.Tags: None
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