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Previously on "No work for a week."

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  • swamp
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    Right that's it. I'm off to get some (cold) white wine.

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  • Pogle
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    Mmmm.... parma ham <drool>

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
    Definitely Ok for warm weather; nice and salty. As long as there's plenty of wine and water it's very nice.

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  • d000hg
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    Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Are you sure 5 cases will be enough?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Are you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!
    Indeed. Rather looking forward to sitting under my favourite tree with a glass of wine, some salami, TMS on the radio and a pool to jump in if it all gets too hot and tiring to bear.

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Are you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    That'll be just you................. again........... Snaw.
    Oh.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?
    You are Michael Barrymore AICMFP

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  • thunderlizard
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    Good stuff. I salute you on the preparedness of your continuity plan and your readiness to carry it out without complaint.
    (closest smiley to salute)

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?
    That'll be just you................. again........... Snaw.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?

    Leave a comment:


  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Enjoy, whilst the rest of us are sweating out in the office.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.
    Dont forget to set up the video camera in case your pool has one of those "You've been framed moments".

    Enjoy the break.

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic No work for a week.

    No work for a week.

    Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;

    1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
    2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
    3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.

    Shall report from time to time on progress.

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