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    #21
    Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
    Well my partner is due to have our first baby on Christmas day, although that wasn't how we planned it. It's certainly made me do lots more planning and projection with regard to available funds (am in contract until December).
    When the baby comes you will have to re-organise the apartment and you will find the machine you have lost? Or you might have to move to a bigger place in which case the lost machine will turn up?
    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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      #22
      I had to pay £2.01 in corporation tax. Damn wastrels!
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #23
        Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
        When the baby comes you will have to re-organise the apartment and you will find the machine you have lost? Or you might have to move to a bigger place in which case the lost machine will turn up?
        Will be going for the bigger place, may certainly have to chuck some machines. Currently have some retired desktops and a server sitting in my cupboard. Wonder if the charity shop could shift a server?
        You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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          #24
          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8125898.stm

          Doomed

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            #25
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            Yes that is what happened in the PAST - so doomed only for those people who suffered then.

            Q1 is long gone and Q2 is over as of today.

            Look to the future now...
            This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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              #26
              Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
              Yes that is what happened in the PAST - so doomed only for those people who suffered then.

              Q1 is long gone and Q2 is over as of today.

              Look to the future now...
              ...It’s only just begun

              Oh, hang on. That's the wrong song. (I fraking hate it)
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #27
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                ...It’s only just begun

                Oh, hang on. That's the wrong song. (I fraking hate it)
                It's the way you sing it though HAB
                Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  I had to pay £2.01 in corporation tax. Damn wastrels!
                  I have to pay £15,260 in corporation TAX.
                  I have it in the bank.
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by n5gooner View Post
                    I have to pay £15,260 in corporation TAX.
                    I have it in the bank.
                    YOU MUG!

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #30
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed

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                      Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
                      Good golly Miss Molly and boats
                      Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
                      Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

                      18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
                      All other mammals plus equal votes
                      Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
                      Being rather silly, and porridge oats

                      A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
                      You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
                      Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
                      Going on 40 - no electric shocks

                      The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
                      A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
                      Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
                      Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox

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                      Health service glasses
                      Gigolos and brasses
                      round or skinny bottoms

                      Take your mum to paris
                      lighting up the chalice
                      wee willy harris

                      Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
                      Harpo, Groucho, Chico

                      Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
                      Slap and tickle
                      Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
                      balabalabala and Volare

                      Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
                      Being in my nuddy
                      Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
                      Coming out of chokey

                      John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
                      Bonar Colleano

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                      Yes yes
                      dear dear
                      perhaps next year
                      or maybe even never

                      in which case

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                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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