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When the baby comes you will have to re-organise the apartment and you will find the machine you have lost? Or you might have to move to a bigger place in which case the lost machine will turn up?This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames -
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Will be going for the bigger place, may certainly have to chuck some machines. Currently have some retired desktops and a server sitting in my cupboard. Wonder if the charity shop could shift a server?Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostYou can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.Comment
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Yes that is what happened in the PAST - so doomed only for those people who suffered then.Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
Q1 is long gone and Q2 is over as of today.
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...It’s only just begunOriginally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
Oh, hang on. That's the wrong song. (I fraking hate it)How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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It's the way you sing it though HABOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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I have to pay £15,260 in corporation TAX.Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
I have it in the bank.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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YOU MUG!Originally posted by n5gooner View Post
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
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Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris
Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare
Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey
John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano
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Yes yes
dear dear
perhaps next year
or maybe even never
in which case
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Reasons to be cheerful part 3"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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