My willy’s bigger than yours

[Mich the Tester]

Just thought I’d raise the intellectual standard from the ‘this country’s better than everyone else’s’ threads.

[wobbegong]

Mines about four inches . . .

. . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!

[basshead]

Unlikely

[HairyArsedBloke]

. . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!

What do the men you've had say?

[wobbegong]

What do the men you've had say?

Either "Mmwbbbchhfwggggh" or "ouch".

[Le Rosbif]

Just thought I’d raise the intellectual standard from the ‘this country’s better than everyone else’s’ threads.

Maybe, but I can piss further and higher!

[NotAllThere]

I've a MUCH bigger car than you...



...oh. IGMC.

[Toolpusher]

. . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!

You're not meant to put it in sideways......

[BrilloPad]

How do you know its bigger?

[RichardCranium]

How do you know its bigger?

Possibly something to do with being in the papers with your underpants outside your superhero outfit...