Christ almighty! I wish there were a more serious forum for us to discuss (ecumenical) matters on CUK.
At the moment, I'm sure that many of us here who have serious issues we would like to talk about.
Spare me the old 'TPD' bollux.
Careful now!
Fr. Ted.
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Further to the learned discussion about stuffing salami and broccoli down your underpants, has anyone tried stuffing ripe melons under their shirt and walking to and fro past a building site?
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostExcept you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.
Beginners error
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt would save the rest of us from a lot of biased and blinkered ranting.
I am only biased by the wealth of experience that I have accrued over many decades. Most of you will learn in time.... for some it is impossible(Peoplesoft Blokie etc) !!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you are retired and no longer a contractor you should hand in your username.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo I still had as much coverage as everyone else then......
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow do you know its bigger?
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Originally posted by wobbegong View Post. . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!
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