Reply to: My willy’s bigger than yours

[bogeyman]

Christ almighty! I wish there were a more serious forum for us to discuss (ecumenical) matters on CUK.

At the moment, I'm sure that many of us here who have serious issues we would like to talk about.

Spare me the old 'TPD' bollux.

Careful now!

Fr. Ted.

[TimberWolf]

Further to the learned discussion about stuffing salami and broccoli down your underpants, has anyone tried stuffing ripe melons under their shirt and walking to and fro past a building site?

[TimberWolf]

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

down the front of your

Beginners error

[Cyberman]

It would save the rest of us from a lot of biased and blinkered ranting.

I am only biased by the wealth of experience that I have accrued over many decades. Most of you will learn in time.... for some it is impossible(Peoplesoft Blokie etc) !!

[RichardCranium]

If you are retired and no longer a contractor you should hand in your username.

It would save the rest of us from a lot of biased and blinkered ranting.

[BrilloPad]

I'm already drawing mine so that will not be a problem.

If you are retired and no longer a contractor you should hand in your username.

HTH

[Cyberman]

Anyone who's relying on a pension promise is a complete cun* ermm...dork.

Clue: they will rob you of all your money! It's in the small print - go and read.

I'm already drawing mine so that will not be a problem.

[BrilloPad]

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

I was accused of using salami. But it was natural.

[RichardCranium]

So I still had as much coverage as everyone else then......

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

[bogeyman]

My pension's bigger than all of yours.

Anyone who's relying on a pension promise is a complete cun* ermm...dork.

Clue: they will rob you of all your money! It's in the small print - go and read.

[Cyberman]

My pension's bigger than all of yours.

[BrilloPad]

Possibly something to do with being in the papers with your underpants outside your superhero outfit...

So I still had as much coverage as everyone else then......

[RichardCranium]

How do you know its bigger?

Possibly something to do with being in the papers with your underpants outside your superhero outfit...

[BrilloPad]

How do you know its bigger?

[Toolpusher]

. . . but apparently that's too wide for some women!

You're not meant to put it in sideways......