BEST Football Song

[BA to the Stars]

To the tune of Come All Ye Faithfull

"We hate Southampton
We all hate Southampton
We hate southampton
We hate Scum"

A happy ditty from Portsmouth

[thunderlizard]

These are good:
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[BA to the Stars]

One to the tune of Amarilo during Portsmouth's 4-1 victory over Sothampton in April 2005 shortly before Southampton were relegated

"Sha la la la la la la
We sent the Scummers down"

[BolshieBastard]

More what everyone sings to filthy manc scum

**** off back to oxford na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah
**** off back to london na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah
**** off back to dawlish, na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah

You dont come from manchester do you ****?
You dont come from manchester do you ****?
Oh you dont come from manchester, dont come from manchester
Dont come from manchester, do you ****.

While you're here, you're here
you local team's struggling to hear a cheer
Cos you're in here instead of there
Go support your local team!

Prawn mun-chers,
You're just a bunch of ******* prawn munchers,
Prawn munchers
You're just a bunch of ******* prawn munchers

[TheFaQQer]

To Arsenal, to the tune of "Blame it on the Boogie":

Don't blame it on the Henry
Don't blame it on the injuries
Don't blame it on the referee
Blame it on Eboue.

[DodgyAgent]

Millwall

You'll never walk again

[Benno]

From the terraces of the now demolished Boothferry Park when it looked like we'd be stuck in the basement division forever came this number, with an added twist as it's slagging off our then manager Terry Dolan rather than any opposition.

To the tune of Common People.

He came from Rochdale with a lack of knowledge
He studied management at Bradford College
That's where I (pause), caught his eye
He told me that he was a manager
I said: `In that case you'd better come and manage us'
He said: `Fine'
And then, in three seasons' time
He said: `I want to take you to the Vauxhall Conference
I want to do whatever Halifax do
I want to sign lots of crap old players
I want to watch this club slide out of view
And hoof, and hoof and hoof
Because
There's nothing left to doooooooooo'

Happy days, now long gone!

[DaveB]

Heard on the terraces at Ipswich on Derby Days.

Your Father is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
You all **** one another
The Norwich Family.