BEST Football Song

[Alf W]

He-eeyyyyy Stevie Gerrard (ooh aah)
I wanna kno-ooo-oo-oo-oow
where's my stereo?

[PRC1964]

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What should I be?"
"Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?"
Here's what she said to me:
"Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Chelsea scum
Shoot the Chelsea scum"
(We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea)

[Moscow Mule]

<old skool hooligan chant>

My old man said be an Arsenal fan.
I said **** off, bollocks you're a ****.

</old skool hooligan chant>

[darmstadt]

Spelling is crap (local dialect) but this is what we sing at SV Darmstadt 98 (using Offenbach as they're local rivals):

Offenbach is scheisse (... is tulip)
Offenbach is dreck (... is rubbish)
Eine kleine Bombe (a little bomb)
Und Offenbach is weck (and ... they're gone)

Ein bißchen Rot, ein bißchen Weiss und Offenbach is Scheiss

[Doggy Styles]

Spelling is crap (local dialect) but this is what we sing at SV Darmstadt 98 (using Offenbach as they're local rivals):

Offenbach is scheisse (... is tulip)
Offenbach is dreck (... is rubbish)
Eine kleine Bombe (a little bomb)
Und Offenbach is weck (and ... they're gone)

Ein bißchen Rot, ein bißchen Weiss und Offenbach is Scheiss

The zany german sense of humour, eh?

[BlackenedBiker]

The zany german sense of humour, eh?

German humour is no laughing matter

[gingerjedi]

Spelling is crap (local dialect) but this is what we sing at SV Darmstadt 98 (using Offenbach as they're local rivals):

Offenbach is scheisse (... is tulip)
Offenbach is dreck (... is rubbish)
Eine kleine Bombe (a little bomb)
Und Offenbach is weck (and ... they're gone)

Ein bißchen Rot, ein bißchen Weiss und Offenbach is Scheiss

I read somewhere that Liverpool fans exported football singing to the Germans, in 2001 I watched Bayern Munich v VFB Stuttgart where the VFB fans sang 'you'll never walk alone' in perfect pitch.

The same article went on to say how football fashion grew from the scousers bringing home designer gear from their oh so frequent European trips.

Diadora track suits were de 'rigeur' in those days.

[darmstadt]

They sing that bloody song at every ground here. Most German chants are dead crap, along the lines of "'ere we go" or singing their team's names. Occasionally you'll get a good one. Mind you, you do get lots of fit birds at the matches

[gingerjedi]

They sing that bloody song at every ground here. Most German chants are dead crap, along the lines of "'ere we go" or singing their team's names. Occasionally you'll get a good one. Mind you, you do get lots of fit birds at the matches

But can you still take beer to your seats? I enjoyed beer, pretzels and bratwurst at the Munich game and it was about a third of the price of the EPL.

[FiveTimes]

Gary Neville shags his mum,
shags his mum,
shags his mum,

Gary Neville shags his mum,
up the tulipter