BEST Football Song

[gingerjedi]

Including the plane tickets?

It was a welcome and much needed distraction from the 8 days I spent at Oktoberfest.

[Incognito]

All songs I've heard. Of course, I don't condone any of them.

Sung @ Celtic fans all down to the Plastic paddy persona

why dont ye go home
why dont ye go hoooome
ya bead rattlin basturds
why dont ye go home

Sung @ Celtic fans all down to the Plastic paddy gypsy persona

The wheels on your house go round and round
round & round
round & round
the wheels on your house go round and round ya dirty gipo bastards

Sung @ Celtic fans all down to the kiddy fiddling thing at the celtic boys club in the 60's

They beasted Maloney, McGeady and Darren O'Dea,
They beasted Hartson, Larsson and Paul McStay,
And all those so called greats, who went through the parkhead gates,
Were beasted in the glasgow celtic way.

Sung @ Nakamura who's Japanese

Nakamura ate my dog, ate my dog,
He Sliced it, he diced it,
He stuck it in his wok
Nakamura ate my dog, ate my dog

[lexington_spurs]

The same article went on to say how football fashion grew from the scousers bringing home designer gear from their oh so frequent European trips.

bringing home but not paying for

[lexington_spurs]

<old skool hooligan chant>

My old man said be an Arsenal fan.
I said **** off, bollocks you're a ****.

</old skool hooligan chant>

ain't no skool like the old skool

[lexington_spurs]

The zany german sense of humour, eh?

I was at most St Pauli home games in 96-97.

Their best chants:

3. Youbl neber valk alone
2. Wir sind besser, als der HSV
1. Klaus, Klaus, Klaus

(the goalie was called Klaus something or other)

[thunderlizard]

<old skool hooligan chant>

My old man said be an Arsenal fan.
I said **** off, bollocks you're a ****.

</old skool hooligan chant>

or the longer version:

My old man said "Follow the West Ham
and don't dilly-dally on the way".
We took the Arsenal in half a minute
Slashed up the Clock End with the whole crowd in it.
With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners
We showed the Gunners how to fight.
If you've never cut a Gunner then you're not a Hammer
No you're not a West Ham fan.

Lovely bunch!

[BolshieBastard]

You're go-ing home in a foo-king am-bu-lance!

Was a good 70's chant.

[BolshieBastard]

west ham fans to the thieving manc scum

We've got DiCanio, you've got our stereo. We've got DiCanio.............

[lexington_spurs]

this thread is showing up soccerball fans in a very unfavourable light compared to the rugger fans and church organists (threaded).

all together


Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas Time

[BolshieBastard]

What everyone sings to filthy manc scum

Oh manchester is full of tulip,
tulip, tulip and more tulip.
Oh manchester is full of tulip.