Reply to: BEST Football Song

[DaveB]

Heard on the terraces at Ipswich on Derby Days.

Your Father is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
You all **** one another
The Norwich Family.

[Benno]

From the terraces of the now demolished Boothferry Park when it looked like we'd be stuck in the basement division forever came this number, with an added twist as it's slagging off our then manager Terry Dolan rather than any opposition.

To the tune of Common People.

He came from Rochdale with a lack of knowledge
He studied management at Bradford College
That's where I (pause), caught his eye
He told me that he was a manager
I said: `In that case you'd better come and manage us'
He said: `Fine'
And then, in three seasons' time
He said: `I want to take you to the Vauxhall Conference
I want to do whatever Halifax do
I want to sign lots of crap old players
I want to watch this club slide out of view
And hoof, and hoof and hoof
Because
There's nothing left to doooooooooo'

Happy days, now long gone!

[DodgyAgent]

Millwall

You'll never walk again

[TheFaQQer]

To Arsenal, to the tune of "Blame it on the Boogie":

Don't blame it on the Henry
Don't blame it on the injuries
Don't blame it on the referee
Blame it on Eboue.

[BolshieBastard]

More what everyone sings to filthy manc scum

**** off back to oxford na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah
**** off back to london na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah
**** off back to dawlish, na nah, nah, nah, na nah nah nah

You dont come from manchester do you ****?
You dont come from manchester do you ****?
Oh you dont come from manchester, dont come from manchester
Dont come from manchester, do you ****.

While you're here, you're here
you local team's struggling to hear a cheer
Cos you're in here instead of there
Go support your local team!

Prawn mun-chers,
You're just a bunch of ******* prawn munchers,
Prawn munchers
You're just a bunch of ******* prawn munchers

[BA to the Stars]

One to the tune of Amarilo during Portsmouth's 4-1 victory over Sothampton in April 2005 shortly before Southampton were relegated

"Sha la la la la la la
We sent the Scummers down"

[thunderlizard]

These are good:
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=3

[BA to the Stars]

To the tune of Come All Ye Faithfull

"We hate Southampton
We all hate Southampton
We hate southampton
We hate Scum"

A happy ditty from Portsmouth

[BolshieBastard]

What everyone sings to filthy manc scum

Oh manchester is full of tulip,
tulip, tulip and more tulip.
Oh manchester is full of tulip.

[lexington_spurs]

this thread is showing up soccerball fans in a very unfavourable light compared to the rugger fans and church organists (threaded).

all together


Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas Time

[BolshieBastard]

west ham fans to the thieving manc scum

We've got DiCanio, you've got our stereo. We've got DiCanio.............

[BolshieBastard]

You're go-ing home in a foo-king am-bu-lance!

Was a good 70's chant.

[thunderlizard]

<old skool hooligan chant>

My old man said be an Arsenal fan.
I said **** off, bollocks you're a ****.

</old skool hooligan chant>

or the longer version:

My old man said "Follow the West Ham
and don't dilly-dally on the way".
We took the Arsenal in half a minute
Slashed up the Clock End with the whole crowd in it.
With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners
We showed the Gunners how to fight.
If you've never cut a Gunner then you're not a Hammer
No you're not a West Ham fan.

Lovely bunch!

[lexington_spurs]

The zany german sense of humour, eh?

I was at most St Pauli home games in 96-97.

Their best chants:

3. Youbl neber valk alone
2. Wir sind besser, als der HSV
1. Klaus, Klaus, Klaus

(the goalie was called Klaus something or other)

[lexington_spurs]

<old skool hooligan chant>

My old man said be an Arsenal fan.
I said **** off, bollocks you're a ****.

</old skool hooligan chant>

ain't no skool like the old skool