Warning

[Drewster]

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

Its OK - I've got a date with Menelaus.... well when I say date.. its more sort of a "Pistols at Dawn", Death sort of thing....... but I am not downhearted!

To put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".

Story of my life...... plenty of pity... but no sh*g!

[Churchill]

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

You're a cruel one, you!

[Le Rosbif]

In 2006 I was walking on the south bank of the thames when I thought I saw a british girl swimming.

It turned out to be a whale!

My mistake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale

[Drewster]

You're a cruel one, you!

Not all bad then!