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In 2006 I was walking on the south bank of the thames when I thought I saw a british girl swimming.
It turned out to be a whale!
My mistake
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
Originally posted by oracleslave View PostTo put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostLard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)
Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNewcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
Classy lot like.
We're an odd lot
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNewcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
Classy lot like.
Dead man walking
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Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
Classy lot like.
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