Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)
Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNewcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
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I dont know what that is....I still get the urge now, even at work! We just think it's funny...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNewcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
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Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostLard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)
Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post
Stephen Milligan MP and the story of autoerotic asphyxiation
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Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.Originally posted by Drewster View Post
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
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To put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!Comment
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