Warning

[Drewster]

You're a cruel one, you!

Not all bad then!

[Le Rosbif]

In 2006 I was walking on the south bank of the thames when I thought I saw a british girl swimming.

It turned out to be a whale!

My mistake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale

[Churchill]

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

You're a cruel one, you!

[Drewster]

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

Its OK - I've got a date with Menelaus.... well when I say date.. its more sort of a "Pistols at Dawn", Death sort of thing....... but I am not downhearted!

To put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".

Story of my life...... plenty of pity... but no sh*g!

[oracleslave]

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

To put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".

[SallyAnne]

I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....

If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....

Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!

[Menelaus]

I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....

If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....

Stephen Milligan MP and the story of autoerotic asphyxiation

[Drewster]

Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

It's nothing to be ashamed of!!

I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....

If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....

[cailin maith]

Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

It's nothing to be ashamed of!!

[SallyAnne]

Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)

Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick

Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

It's nothing to be ashamed of!!

[SallyAnne]

Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

Classy lot like.

I dont know what that is....I still get the urge now, even at work! We just think it's funny...

We're an odd lot

[alreadypacked]

Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

Classy lot like.

Dead man walking

[gingerjedi]

Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

Classy lot like.

[Bagpuss]

Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)

Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick