Missing plane

[sasguru]

Indeed I admit that my arse got handed to me through a misapplication of logic.

No no no ....never ever admit anything.
Correct form is abuse followed by by some rolling smileys, like this.

[Menelaus]

No no no ....never ever admit anything.
Correct form is abuse followed by by some rolling smileys, like this.

G Brown now suggesting that there may have been Britons on the aircraft.

Serves 'em right, not flying BA and all.

[Moscow Mule]

MM Arguometer*

sasguru
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Menelaus
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*Pat. Pending.

[oracleslave]

MM Arguometer*

sasguru
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Menelaus
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*Pat. Pending.

Cretinometer?

Or is that phase 2?

[sasguru]

Cretinometer?Or is that phase 2?

Twuntometer

[Churchill]

What, revenge for the Rainbow Warrior?

You ain't seen me, right?

[Board Game Geek]

If you are going to have an Ometer to measure with, it needs to have a snappy name.

May I suggest ;

Divometer
Spazzometer
Tardometer

[Menelaus]

Twuntometer

geekometer

[juststarting]

My blood freezes when you think what it is like to be in a situation like this ?

What would you do / think when you know you are going down ... in pain.

Trying to remember what the operator said in the safety announcement starting with the phrase "In the unlikely event of .emergency ..."

Looking at people around you , probably crying and panicking. Thinking , ah heck I shouldn't have been such a ***** to my wife , I should have gone on a vacation instead of saving for IR35 , I should have gone out more and worked less ..

Wondering how painful it is going to be ... are you gonna burn ? Eaten by a shark , sink , freeze ?

[Churchill]

My blood freezes when you think what it is like to be in a situation like this ?

What would you do / think when you know you are going down ... in pain.

Trying to remember what the operator said in the safety announcement starting with the phrase "In the unlikely event of .emergency ..."

Looking at people around you , probably crying and panicking. Thinking , ah heck I shouldn't have been such a ***** to my wife , I should have gone on a vacation instead of saving for IR35 , I should have gone out more and worked less ..

Wondering how painful it is going to be ... are you gonna burn ? Eaten by a shark , sink , freeze ?

Go for the oxygen.

You'll be euphoric.