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    #71
    Originally posted by juststarting View Post
    My blood freezes when you think what it is like to be in a situation like this ?

    What would you do / think when you know you are going down ... in pain.

    Trying to remember what the operator said in the safety announcement starting with the phrase "In the unlikely event of .emergency ..."

    Looking at people around you , probably crying and panicking. Thinking , ah heck I shouldn't have been such a ***** to my wife , I should have gone on a vacation instead of saving for IR35 , I should have gone out more and worked less ..

    Wondering how painful it is going to be ... are you gonna burn ? Eaten by a shark , sink , freeze ?
    Nothing you can do will influence the outcome.. just resign yourself to fate and die stoically.... might help whistling 'always look on the bright side of life'
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #72
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Go for the oxygen.

      You'll be euphoric.
      Personally I'd go for the parachute

      And the life raft, Atlantic Ocean Survival kit, Satellite Phone, GPS and if you can get one a bigmofo outboard motor (Pair ideally) and someone who knows wtf they are doing.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #73
        Or make a lunge for the fit bird in the aisle opposite and cop a feel before you die
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #74
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Personally I'd go for the parachute

          And the life raft, Atlantic Ocean Survival kit, Satellite Phone, GPS and if you can get one a bigmofo outboard motor (Pair ideally) and someone who knows wtf they are doing.
          There aint parachutes in passengers jets.... p r i c k s.

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            #75
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            Or make a lunge for the fit bird in the aisle opposite and cop a feel before you die
            Why is it no surprise that this is the sum total of your sexual ambition.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #76
              It upsets me when infants are involved, their short lives snuffed out before they get a chance to find out what life is all about.

              I’ve become much more sensitive towards anything regarding babies and children since becoming a dad, I was horrified when those 3 bodies were found at Beachy Head as I thought another nutter had killed his wife and kid, turns out the boy was already dead so I guess the parents didn’t want to live without him… how very sad.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #77
                Originally posted by juststarting View Post
                There aint parachutes in passengers jets.... p r i c k s.
                I don't think there's any of that other stuff either, if that helps.

                But I'm sure it can't hurt to look, as you're wiping the tears away from your eyes and worrying about IR35 and being a ***** to your wife an all.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Why is it no surprise that this is the sum total of your sexual ambition.
                  You'd probably go for the Brazilian lady-boy... but each to his own
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    It upsets me when infants are involved, their short lives snuffed out before they get a chance to find out what life is all about.

                    I’ve become much more sensitive towards anything regarding babies and children since becoming a dad, I was horrified when those 3 bodies were found at Beachy Head as I thought another nutter had killed his wife and kid, turns out the boy was already dead so I guess the parents didn’t want to live without him… how very sad.
                    indeed... hard to imagine what you'd do if your only child died young
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Troll View Post
                      You'd probably go for the Brazilian lady-boy... but each to his own
                      Somehow I doubt you'd even get that in a 1 minute to live scenario.

                      I'd stick to coping a feel, you've half a chance she won't be able to get away from you quick enough.
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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