Missing plane

[Troll]

My blood freezes when you think what it is like to be in a situation like this ?

What would you do / think when you know you are going down ... in pain.

Trying to remember what the operator said in the safety announcement starting with the phrase "In the unlikely event of .emergency ..."

Looking at people around you , probably crying and panicking. Thinking , ah heck I shouldn't have been such a ***** to my wife , I should have gone on a vacation instead of saving for IR35 , I should have gone out more and worked less ..

Wondering how painful it is going to be ... are you gonna burn ? Eaten by a shark , sink , freeze ?

Nothing you can do will influence the outcome.. just resign yourself to fate and die stoically.... might help whistling 'always look on the bright side of life'

[snaw]

Go for the oxygen.

You'll be euphoric.

Personally I'd go for the parachute

And the life raft, Atlantic Ocean Survival kit, Satellite Phone, GPS and if you can get one a bigmofo outboard motor (Pair ideally) and someone who knows wtf they are doing.

[Troll]

Or make a lunge for the fit bird in the aisle opposite and cop a feel before you die

[juststarting]

Personally I'd go for the parachute

And the life raft, Atlantic Ocean Survival kit, Satellite Phone, GPS and if you can get one a bigmofo outboard motor (Pair ideally) and someone who knows wtf they are doing.

There aint parachutes in passengers jets.... p r i c k s.

[sasguru]

Or make a lunge for the fit bird in the aisle opposite and cop a feel before you die

Why is it no surprise that this is the sum total of your sexual ambition.

[gingerjedi]

It upsets me when infants are involved, their short lives snuffed out before they get a chance to find out what life is all about.

I’ve become much more sensitive towards anything regarding babies and children since becoming a dad, I was horrified when those 3 bodies were found at Beachy Head as I thought another nutter had killed his wife and kid, turns out the boy was already dead so I guess the parents didn’t want to live without him… how very sad.

[snaw]

There aint parachutes in passengers jets.... p r i c k s.

I don't think there's any of that other stuff either, if that helps.

But I'm sure it can't hurt to look, as you're wiping the tears away from your eyes and worrying about IR35 and being a ***** to your wife an all.

[Troll]

Why is it no surprise that this is the sum total of your sexual ambition.

You'd probably go for the Brazilian lady-boy... but each to his own

[Troll]

It upsets me when infants are involved, their short lives snuffed out before they get a chance to find out what life is all about.

I’ve become much more sensitive towards anything regarding babies and children since becoming a dad, I was horrified when those 3 bodies were found at Beachy Head as I thought another nutter had killed his wife and kid, turns out the boy was already dead so I guess the parents didn’t want to live without him… how very sad.

indeed... hard to imagine what you'd do if your only child died young

[snaw]

You'd probably go for the Brazilian lady-boy... but each to his own

Somehow I doubt you'd even get that in a 1 minute to live scenario.

I'd stick to coping a feel, you've half a chance she won't be able to get away from you quick enough.