Driving whilst over the limit.

[Mich the Tester]

2 dorra kick in the teeth

[OwlHoot]

5 dorra

Sounds about right if Dora's cogging on a bit and has to take out her false gnashers first.

[EternalOptimist]

Sounds about right if Dora's cogging on a bit and has to take out her false gnashers first.

5 dorra SasGuru, 6 dorra teeth out

[sasguru]

Hang on, what where we talking about in the first place ?

[Mich the Tester]

Hang on, what where we talking about in the first place ?

drunks and motors

[EternalOptimist]

Hang on, what where we talking about in the first place ?

heh heh. CUK strikes again

[SallyAnne]

How do you know that you were over the limit?

Have you been done?

Btw, where's the "I've been out all weekend drinking with AndyW and I'm too pissed to read!" option?

No, I haven't been done already

I hardly ever drink on a Sunday. But I always drink on a Friday and Saturday. How will I ever know if I'm over the limit on a Monday, unless I buy one of these breathalizers? I might have to get one, just to be sure.

[NotAllThere]

There was a documentary about this a few years ago, and they did an "experiment". Had a dinner party for a few people - plenty of wine and beer. In the morning they were breathalysed, and all found to be over, except one lass. Before being breathalyed, they all said they were fit to drive. Except the one lass. Although under the limit, she said she felt terrible.

Most people don't intend to drink and drive. But it's easy to see how it could happen by accident, especially the following day.

btw - I drink heavily, not because my life is crap - it isn't - but because I feel anxious and paranoid if I don't. Much easier just to drink to excess than cope with withdrawal

[PM-Junkie]

or touchés or even touchées depending on number as well as gender, though I suppose that female tag fencing matches are pretty rare (I wouldn't know, I don't have Sky).

I don't know why I even tried...like any "good" Englishman I hardly speak a word of any foreign language.

After all, French is a silly language...they don't even have a word for Entrepreneur

[TimberWolf]

I don't know why I even tried...like any "good" Englishman I hardly speak a word of any foreign language.

Yeah UK graduates are doomed, meanwhile Europe's jobless can waltz in here already able to speako de proper lingo.