Originally posted by alreadypacked
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<<raises himself from corner>>
God this must be the dullest party I've ever been to. Bugger this i'm orf home.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post<<raises himself from corner>>
God this must be the dullest party I've ever been to. Bugger this i'm orf home.Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostI presume you have been touched by his noodly appendage before?
Sorry about that. Must keep appendages to myself.
Cojak <throws cue> take over for a minute will you?
<places a random CD in the stereo>
<music>Gold! Always believe in....Comment
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...your soul. Youve got the power to know. Youre indestructable. Always believe in, because you are...
Nice selection of Eighties classics here.
I'll get the cocktails on the go - you just shout out your requests and I'll rack them up on the bar...Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostShould us girls try to set you up?
What are you looking for?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostHe's looking for a pulse, that should just about do it for him.
Uuuurp! Gisaa'nother Goblin!!! No don't get all shirty I meant another bottle of HobGoblin... Why am I always so misunderstood!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWho said pulse was a requirement???
Uuuurp! Gisaa'nother Goblin!!! No don't get all shirty I meant another bottle of HobGoblin... Why am I always so misunderstood!!!
Oh, never mind.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostEr, Drewster, don't sit down there, that's where sasguru was sitti...
Oh, never mind.
Errrrrrrr anyone want to soap my back............. Pogle? Cojak?.....Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostErrrrrrrr anyone want to soap my back............. Pogle? Cojak?.....
I think HAB just volunteered. Enjoy. See you later.Hard Brexit now!
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...Take or leave us only please believe us
We are never gonna be respectable (respectable)
Like us, hate us, but you'll never change us
We are never gonna be respectable...
Er, who changed the track?
Here's the first round, 6 Champagne Mojitos and a jug of Strawberry Daquiri.
<places coffee table frame on the - still dozing - SlimRick>
This human buckaroo thing is going well. Lots of potential here.Comment
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