Hello fro the new boy

[ChimpMaster]

Should us girls try to set you up?

What are you looking for?

He's looking for a pulse, that should just about do it for him.

[sasguru]

<<raises himself from corner>>

God this must be the dullest party I've ever been to. Bugger this i'm orf home.

[ChimpMaster]

<<raises himself from corner>>

God this must be the dullest party I've ever been to. Bugger this i'm orf home.

<<wets himself in the corner>>

[realityhack]

I presume you have been touched by his noodly appendage before?

Sorry about that. Must keep appendages to myself.

It was a bit of a shock, the noodly one knows nothing of personal space I see.

Cojak <throws cue> take over for a minute will you?

<places a random CD in the stereo>

<music>Gold! Always believe in....

[realityhack]

...your soul. Youve got the power to know. Youre indestructable. Always believe in, because you are...

Nice selection of Eighties classics here.

I'll get the cocktails on the go - you just shout out your requests and I'll rack them up on the bar...

[Drewster]

Should us girls try to set you up?

What are you looking for?

He's looking for a pulse, that should just about do it for him.

Who said pulse was a requirement???

Uuuurp! Gisaa'nother Goblin!!! No don't get all shirty I meant another bottle of HobGoblin... Why am I always so misunderstood!!!

[realityhack]

Who said pulse was a requirement???

Uuuurp! Gisaa'nother Goblin!!! No don't get all shirty I meant another bottle of HobGoblin... Why am I always so misunderstood!!!

Er, Drewster, don't sit down there, that's where sasguru was sitti...

Oh, never mind.

[Drewster]

Er, Drewster, don't sit down there, that's where sasguru was sitti...

Oh, never mind.

Agggghhhhhhhh! 'kin 'ell I'll have to have a shower now!!! You lot keep going - I'll be back in a minute or two......

Errrrrrrr anyone want to soap my back............. Pogle? Cojak?.....

[sasguru]

Errrrrrrr anyone want to soap my back............. Pogle? Cojak?.....

I think HAB just volunteered. Enjoy. See you later.

[realityhack]

...Take or leave us only please believe us
We are never gonna be respectable (respectable)
Like us, hate us, but you'll never change us
We are never gonna be respectable...


Er, who changed the track?

Here's the first round, 6 Champagne Mojitos and a jug of Strawberry Daquiri.

<places coffee table frame on the - still dozing - SlimRick>

This human buckaroo thing is going well. Lots of potential here.