Hello fro the new boy

[BrilloPad]

No problem - sorry about it being self-opening and all that - but I had to scale it up to the stein you're drinking from.

Slippery nipple again?

Too much baileys is bad for me.

Could I have something that is blue please? And can you do the juggling action with the shaker.........

[realityhack]

No problem - one blue lagoon coming up - with liberal amounts of vodka, gin, tequila and white rum, blue curaco and midomi, and a splash of tonic, and some angustura bitters.

I have no idea if that's how you make a blue lagoon, or even if that's a proper cocktail name, but it sounds like a cocktail name, and these are the only spirits & mixers I can reach without falling on my face.

Hic.

[realityhack]

The juggling action with the shaker is involuntary.

[realityhack]

SlimRithingy still hasn't woken up. Can someone precariously balance this slops bin on his face please?

[PRC1964]

One martini please. Just the one drop of vermouth thanks, and an olive if you've got any.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. James Thurber

[Pogle]

< Pogle bursts in >

Vodka, did someone mention vodka??
Daughter has gone to friends for tea - now who's got my lemon?

[realityhack]

One martini please. Just the one drop of vermouth thanks, and an olive if you've got any.

Can someone either 1) pass me a chair or 2) the vermouth bottle before I fall over, please?

I have a glass with an olive in it. It's a start.

[realityhack]

< Pogle bursts in >

Vodka, did someone mention vodka??
Daughter has gone to friends for tea - now who's got my lemon?

Here's a bottle of vodka with a straw - I managed to slice some lemon and push it into the bottle, Sol stylee.

Do you want me to top it up with some tonic?

[Drewster]

< Pogle bursts in >

Vodka, did someone mention vodka??
Daughter has gone to friends for tea - now who's got my lemon?

I tried for your cherry.... IGMC

[realityhack]

I'll come back later when you've quite finished

I'm still here - slumped in the corner....each post has to be approved by an admin at the moment so it might just look like I'm ignoring you all......in actual fact, I'm just ignoring you all.

Hey! Partyboy has woken up! Buckaroo!!!



Right host - get off the couch and go bartend for a while, I need to lie down...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

<cuddling bottle of single malt>

<mutter>P.S. Welcome to CUK </mutter>

zzzzzzzzzzz