genius

[chef]

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/tulip-Box

NSFW

[bogeyman]

"dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool"

[DaveB]

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/tulip-Box

NSFW

Not only genius but more poo related euphamisms than you can shake a tulipty stick at

[NotAllThere]

The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.

Global warming eco-vandals.

[TimberWolf]

Great idea. But what happens when it rains?

[bogeyman]

And don't go without your...

http://www.firebox.com/product/2209/Momspit-Cleanser

Mom-Spit Cleanser!

Gawd

[BrowneIssue]

"Please note: This item is either perishable, or otherwise cannot be returned once opened, and as such is excluded from our usual money-back guarantee."

"Express Delivery is available on this item"

It would have to be VERY fast!

"Upload your video
Win With Firebox!
We give a FREE £10.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of the first video of this product that we publish!"

Please. Don't.

[OwlHoot]

What puzzles me is why the URL uses the word "tulip", which AFAIK is specific to CUK as a euphemism for tulip. Must be someone here's Plan B.

[Ardesco]

It looks like a bit of mod-rewrite that will take most text after the id string:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/...urus_Virginity

see

[OwlHoot]

It looks like a bit of mod-rewrite that will take most text after the id string:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/...urus_Virginity

see

Chortle - I see what you mean. Should have thought of that.

P.S. Why did you have to go and tell everyone? Now he won't dare show his face here again