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Ardesco replied

16 May 2009, 14:29
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Chortle - I see what you mean. Should have thought of that.

P.S. Why did you have to go and tell everyone? Now he won't dare show his face here again

Oh I'm sure he will, he'll probably have some far fetched story about how it was actually him taking yours......
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OwlHoot replied

16 May 2009, 13:45
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

It looks like a bit of mod-rewrite that will take most text after the id string:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/...urus_Virginity

see

Chortle - I see what you mean. Should have thought of that.

P.S. Why did you have to go and tell everyone? Now he won't dare show his face here again
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Ardesco replied

16 May 2009, 12:35
It looks like a bit of mod-rewrite that will take most text after the id string:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/...urus_Virginity

see
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OwlHoot replied

16 May 2009, 12:28
What puzzles me is why the URL uses the word "tulip", which AFAIK is specific to CUK as a euphemism for tulip. Must be someone here's Plan B.
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BrowneIssue replied

15 May 2009, 15:13
"Please note: This item is either perishable, or otherwise cannot be returned once opened, and as such is excluded from our usual money-back guarantee."

"Express Delivery is available on this item"

It would have to be VERY fast!

"Upload your video
Win With Firebox!
We give a FREE £10.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of the first video of this product that we publish!"

Please. Don't.

Last edited by BrowneIssue; 15 May 2009, 15:19.
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bogeyman replied

15 May 2009, 15:06
And don't go without your...

http://www.firebox.com/product/2209/Momspit-Cleanser

Mom-Spit Cleanser!

Gawd
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TimberWolf replied

15 May 2009, 15:05
Great idea. But what happens when it rains?
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NotAllThere replied

15 May 2009, 14:53
The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.

Global warming eco-vandals.
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DaveB replied

15 May 2009, 14:46
Originally posted by chef View Post

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/tulip-Box

NSFW

Not only genius but more poo related euphamisms than you can shake a tulipty stick at
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bogeyman replied

15 May 2009, 14:44
"dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool"
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chef started a topic genius

15 May 2009, 14:41
genius

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/tulip-Box

NSFW
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