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    #21
    Ere' I'll av eee know derrs nuttin funnee bout dat janner accent
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #22
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Stop it.... I might just wee on myself
      [Northern Oik]
      'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
      when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
      an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
      [/Northern Oik]

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        #23
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        [Northern Oik]
        'kin wee on thysen 'kin lucky cow...
        when I were a lad they called tha' a shower!
        an' we cudn't aford towl so we 'ad t' 'kin lick if off
        [/Northern Oik]
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #24
          Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
          That's a reasonable argument, but not strong enough to prevent the forthcoming assault on the foul Lancastrian scum.

          Practice for the invasion and annexation of France!!!!!
          Cum an ave a go if you think yer hard enough. We will beat you again. Your rose is White for a reason you know!
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #25
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            [Northern Oik]
            'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
            wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
            I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
            'kin never di' tha' agin!
            [/Northern Oik]

            [Real voice]
            Can I stop now please?
            [/Real voice]

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              #26
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              [Northern Oik]
              'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
              wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
              I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
              'kin never di' tha' agin!
              [/Northern Oik]

              [Real voice]
              Can I stop now please?
              [/Real voice]
              Yes please - I've had to tip my keyboard over into the bin, once already, cos it's full of tea
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                [Northern Oik]
                'kin laffin! 'kin laffin! You lucky lucky b'stard!
                wen I were a lad we never 'ad a 'kin larf!
                I 'member wen our kid tried it... 'kin dad beat 'im t' wi'in an inch a 'is 'kin life wi' a 'kin pavin' 'in stone -tha' 'kin taught 'im!
                'kin never di' tha' agin!
                [/Northern Oik]

                [Real voice]
                Can I stop now please?
                [/Real voice]
                We wish you would
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Yes please - I've had to tip my keyboard over into the bin, once already, cos it's full of tea
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  We wish you would
                  OK - Bye See you all tomorrow......

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                    Bloody heathen, it's the 4 YORKSHIREMEN, time to declare war on the rancid Lancastrians again I suppose.
                    Yorkshire folk, just like Lancashire folk b'out brains.

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                      #30
                      hmm... the 4 zummerzetters...
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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