• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Jordan and Peter

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    She has a badly tattooed heart where her minge should be.
    Does that mean she is a minger?

    Comment


      #22
      Originally posted by Alf W View Post
      ...Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
      Who?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

      Comment


        #23
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Reminds me of a Viz letter...

        "Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"
        Depends what the writer's wife looks like.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

        Comment


          #24
          has anyone read this week's OK magazine

          Comment


            #25
            Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
            has anyone read this week's OK magazine
            It has words?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

            Comment


              #26
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              .
              I don't know a modern idiom that would imply
              "Group of exclusively female workers that you would be able to ask a sexualy explict question - and get away with it"
              Facilities management or HR would do nicely...

              Edit: well maybe NOT HR, depends how friendly you are with them.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

              Comment


                #27
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                I asked a BA to show me thier minge....... and he broke my back!
                Is that before or after he said 'I ain't got no minge, 'foo!'?

                Comment


                  #28
                  Apparently they`re going to fight over ownership of the boobs. Pete wants 50% ownership of them as he claims he has hand-reared them

                  Comment


                    #29
                    Another publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

                    Comment


                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Another publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!
                      If I were you mate I'd shut the f**k up about expose's

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X