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Who?Originally posted by Alf W View Post...Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Depends what the writer's wife looks like.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostReminds me of a Viz letter...
"Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It has words?Originally posted by Andy2 View Posthas anyone read this week's OK magazine
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Facilities management or HR would do nicely...Originally posted by Drewster View Post.
I don't know a modern idiom that would imply
"Group of exclusively female workers that you would be able to ask a sexualy explict question - and get away with it"
Edit: well maybe NOT HR, depends how friendly you are with them."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Is that before or after he said 'I ain't got no minge, 'foo!'?Originally posted by Drewster View PostI asked a BA to show me thier minge....... and he broke my back!Comment
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Apparently they`re going to fight over ownership of the boobs. Pete wants 50% ownership of them as he claims he has hand-reared themComment
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Another publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If I were you mate I'd shut the f**k up about expose'sOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostAnother publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!Comment
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