Reply to: Jordan and Peter

[Bagpuss]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/c...-200905121755/

[Churchill]

Perhaps, given that much of their relationship has been documented in Hello magazine a special edition will be brought out entitled Goodbye?

They'll be back together. As soon as they've made enough money from their "separation".

[Menelaus]

Perhaps, given that much of their relationship has been documented in Hello magazine a special edition will be brought out entitled Goodbye?

[Churchill]

Now that was unexpected, a half civil reply!

Normal service will be resumed.

[BrilloPad]

Reminds me of a Viz letter...

"Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"

Which episode of Playboy was it in?

[Bagpuss]

Now that was unexpected, a half civil reply!

[Churchill]

Then your ears are as defective as your thought processes

Obviously.

But hey, no smoke without fire.

Catch you later, going for a run.

[Bagpuss]

Then your ears are as defective as your thought processes

[Churchill]

I hear you are a nice bloke in real life, and not the opinionated bigot with an over inflated idea of his self importance?

I hear you're a whinging little twat who deserves all he gets?

[Bagpuss]

I hear you are a nice bloke in real life, and not the opinionated bigot with an over inflated idea of his self importance?

[Churchill]

Another publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!

If I were you mate I'd shut the f**k up about expose's

[Bagpuss]

Another publicity stunt lapped up by the tabloids, celeb mags and noe the bloody national TV news!

[SuperZ]

Apparently they`re going to fight over ownership of the boobs. Pete wants 50% ownership of them as he claims he has hand-reared them

[realityhack]

I asked a BA to show me thier minge....... and he broke my back!

Is that before or after he said 'I ain't got no minge, 'foo!'?

[Moscow Mule]

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I don't know a modern idiom that would imply
"Group of exclusively female workers that you would be able to ask a sexualy explict question - and get away with it"

Facilities management or HR would do nicely...

Edit: well maybe NOT HR, depends how friendly you are with them.