Why no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
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I'm far too upset about the whole sorry messOriginally posted by Alf W View PostWhy no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"

Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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A week or so ago she said "I guarantee we'll have another baby this year." If they've split up over her partying then surely getting preggers could be the saving grace! Although would you want to submit another kiddie to life with them!?!?!?!Comment
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We're respecting their privacy as they requested.Originally posted by Alf W View PostWhy no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
I wonder if they'll make a T.V. series about the break-up?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Who gets custody of the breasts?Originally posted by Alf W View PostJordan and Peter Andre splitting up.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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They've been heading their separate ways for sometime nowOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWho gets custody of the breasts?
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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At the risk of being derided for the obvious.....Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWho gets custody of the breasts?
thats a couple of good points..... you've madeComment
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Reminds me of a Viz letter...
"Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Technically incorrect though. If memory serves she is a minge free zone. She has a badly tattooed heart where her minge should be.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostReminds me of a Viz letter...
"Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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