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Nothing to be sorry for - congratulations.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYep, sorry my little hairy friend!

Hope you got her a decent ring
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Nope, not yet. But soon. (Need to drag her sister out for lunch and go ring hunting. I'm under orders!)Originally posted by Pogle View PostNothing to be sorry for - congratulations.
Hope you got her a decent ring
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNeed to drag her sister out for lunch and go ring hunting.
I can tell you where to start looking, if that would help save time?
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Somehow I expected that from HAB...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I can tell you where to start looking, if that would help save time?
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Hatton Garden is a good place to start, you can spend a good few hours there walking up one end and down the other, and ofc you can get customised rings if you wish.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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I reckon you should run away together, make a moonlit dash for the border, shake off all pursuit and get married in Gretna GreenOriginally posted by Churchill View PostYep, sorry my little hairy friend!

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I fancy a beach somewhere.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI reckon you should run away together, make a moonlit dash for the border, shake off all pursuit and get married in Gretna Green

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Both about 5 secs to spot the pattern. The arithmetic I left as an exercise for people who can be arsed to use calculators. ( And once I'd spotted the second pattern, I recognized what it converged to immediately ).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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We did Sri Lanka with the Maldives a short(ish) hop away for HM.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI fancy a beach somewhere.Comment
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