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    #11
    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Try giving her Alphabet soup as a starter. That should cover all angles !!
    Or maybe a protractor. BOOM BOOM!

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      #12
      Originally posted by thelace View Post
      Yellow roses = you're like a sister to me

      Red roses will get you some Jiggy Jiggy
      Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

      Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

        Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.
        I always found Chemistry to be important. I used my chemistry set to make Rohypnol. Works every time......

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          #14
          'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
          And every desk was shut
          When suddenly from the alphabet
          Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

          Said A to B, "I don't like C;
          His manners are a lack.
          For all I ever see of C
          Is a semi-circular back!"

          "I disagree," said D to B,
          "I've never found C so.
          From where I stand he seems to be
          An uncompleted O."

          C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
          You criticise my shape.
          I'm made like that, to help spell Cat
          And Cow and Cool and Cape."

          "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
          Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
          "You're dropping me," roared H to G.
          "Don't do it please I pray."

          "Out of my way," LL said to K.
          "I'll make poor I look ILL."
          To stop this stunt J stood in front,
          And presto! ILL was JILL.

          "U know," said V, "that W
          Is twice the age of me.
          For as a Roman V is five
          I'm half as young as he."

          X and Y yawned sleepily,
          "Look at the time!" they said.
          "Let's all get off to beddy byes."
          They did, then "Z-z-z."

          -- Spike Milligan
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e", or pick something from the heart, maybe a "y"? What do you think?
            'E' just might be available
            depending on the size of your jugs





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