I need a new letter

[Moose423956]

Try giving her Alphabet soup as a starter. That should cover all angles !!

Or maybe a protractor. BOOM BOOM!

[Churchill]

Yellow roses = you're like a sister to me

Red roses will get you some Jiggy Jiggy

Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.

[BrilloPad]

Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.

I always found Chemistry to be important. I used my chemistry set to make Rohypnol. Works every time......

[NotAllThere]

'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

Said A to B, "I don't like C;
His manners are a lack.
For all I ever see of C
Is a semi-circular back!"

"I disagree," said D to B,
"I've never found C so.
From where I stand he seems to be
An uncompleted O."

C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
You criticise my shape.
I'm made like that, to help spell Cat
And Cow and Cool and Cape."

"He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
"You're dropping me," roared H to G.
"Don't do it please I pray."

"Out of my way," LL said to K.
"I'll make poor I look ILL."
To stop this stunt J stood in front,
And presto! ILL was JILL.

"U know," said V, "that W
Is twice the age of me.
For as a Roman V is five
I'm half as young as he."

X and Y yawned sleepily,
"Look at the time!" they said.
"Let's all get off to beddy byes."
They did, then "Z-z-z."

-- Spike Milligan

[EternalOptimist]

Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e", or pick something from the heart, maybe a "y"? What do you think?

'E' just might be available
depending on the size of your jugs