I need a new letter

[EternalOptimist]

Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e", or pick something from the heart, maybe a "y"? What do you think?

'E' just might be available
depending on the size of your jugs

[NotAllThere]

'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

Said A to B, "I don't like C;
His manners are a lack.
For all I ever see of C
Is a semi-circular back!"

"I disagree," said D to B,
"I've never found C so.
From where I stand he seems to be
An uncompleted O."

C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
You criticise my shape.
I'm made like that, to help spell Cat
And Cow and Cool and Cape."

"He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
"You're dropping me," roared H to G.
"Don't do it please I pray."

"Out of my way," LL said to K.
"I'll make poor I look ILL."
To stop this stunt J stood in front,
And presto! ILL was JILL.

"U know," said V, "that W
Is twice the age of me.
For as a Roman V is five
I'm half as young as he."

X and Y yawned sleepily,
"Look at the time!" they said.
"Let's all get off to beddy byes."
They did, then "Z-z-z."

-- Spike Milligan

[BrilloPad]

Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.

I always found Chemistry to be important. I used my chemistry set to make Rohypnol. Works every time......

[Churchill]

Yellow roses = you're like a sister to me

Red roses will get you some Jiggy Jiggy

Flowers are not the way to get a girl into bed.

Cooking and fawning over her all evening won't work either. If the chemistry is there it'll happen. If not move along, plenty more women out there.

[Moose423956]

Try giving her Alphabet soup as a starter. That should cover all angles !!

Or maybe a protractor. BOOM BOOM!

[Moose423956]

Yellow roses = you're like a sister to me

Red roses will get you some Jiggy Jiggy

Really? Damn!

[Cyberman]

Try giving her Alphabet soup as a starter. That should cover all angles !!

[thelace]

The "f" thing hasn't happened yet. After 4 dates! Am I expecting too much? And no, I'm not El Duder.

I made her a slap-up meal last night, 5 courses (including coffee and chocs, so maybe it was only 4), plus a bouquet of yellow roses. No jiggy jiggy though.

Yellow roses = you're like a sister to me

Red roses will get you some Jiggy Jiggy

[Moose423956]

Go for an "f", as frequently as you can get away with before she gives you the big "e".

The "f" thing hasn't happened yet. After 4 dates! Am I expecting too much? And no, I'm not El Duder.

I made her a slap-up meal last night, 5 courses (including coffee and chocs, so maybe it was only 4), plus a bouquet of yellow roses. No jiggy jiggy though.

[Moose423956]

I enjoyed your post. It made me feel (relatively) normal. hat does not happen very much. Keep up the good work.

Nurse : can I have my crayons back now please?

Glad to be of service.

[BrowneIssue]

So what letter should she be? Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e"

Go for an "f", as frequently as you can get away with before she gives you the big "e".

[BrilloPad]

Says the man in Cell 6 Bedlam Ward....

I enjoyed your post. It made me feel (relatively) normal. hat does not happen very much. Keep up the good work.

Nurse : can I have my crayons back now please?

[Moose423956]

"l" for looney springs to mind for some reason.

Says the man in Cell 6 Bedlam Ward....

[BrilloPad]

It's been a while since I posted an update of the list of letters, but I've started seeing a new letter, and I don't know which one she should be.

I've got a, b, c, d, i, s and z. Fact is I've only met 3 of them, the others were just in my imagination I reckon. You know who you are.

Anyway, I think I'm in love. So what letter should she be? Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e", or pick something from the heart, maybe a "y"? What do you think?

"l" for looney springs to mind for some reason.

[Moose423956]

It's been a while since I posted an update of the list of letters, but I've started seeing a new letter, and I don't know which one she should be.

I've got a, b, c, d, i, s and z. Fact is I've only met 3 of them, the others were just in my imagination I reckon. You know who you are.

Anyway, I think I'm in love. So what letter should she be? Should I stick with tradition and go for an "e", or pick something from the heart, maybe a "y"? What do you think?