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Originally posted by Ardesco View PostYou are obviously not a good Muslim who is cleaning himself before one of his many daily prayer rituals. The worst is where you get people from places like India come in and they squat over the bowl rather than sitting down. That and a combination of "Delhi Belly" leaves a god awful mess......I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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We have pot pourri and hand lotion over in the ladies
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWe have pot pourri and hand lotion over in the ladies
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWe have pot pourri and hand lotion over in the ladies
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoonComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIn some Amsterdam bogs they have marijuana and lubricants.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAnd a fly to aim at. In Schipol airport anyway.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI work in an IT dept at a big bank in LondonComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTrue. Dutch bog manufacturers employ PhD level mathematicians from the Technical Universities of Delft and Twente to precisely calculate the optimum impact point of a stream of pee against the ceramic bowl to avoid the terrors of splashback, and then a small fly is placed at the ideal spot. I think it’s actually a British idea, but considering the many different urinal designs and modern materials this no splashback point must be calculated for each new bog design. I bet some programmer could make a fortune if he wrote an application that automatically places the fly as the graphic designer designs the shape. Maybe someone already has done though. Testing would be interesting.Comment
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