Toilet Etiquette

[original PM]

some people are animals

If I ever got to a point where I was that p*ssed off with the company I was working for I would leave or wait to be sacked!

but I would not stoop so low as to 5h!t on the floor- thats just super chav

scumbags

[Mich the Tester]

some people are animals

If I ever got to a point where I was that p*ssed off with the company I was working for I would leave or wait to be sacked!

but I would not stoop so low as to 5h!t on the floor- thats just super chav

scumbags

bankers

[EternalOptimist]

some people are animals

If I ever got to a point where I was that p*ssed off with the company I was working for I would leave or wait to be sacked!

but I would not stoop so low as to 5h!t on the floor- thats just super chav

scumbags

my thoughts exactly.

I mean, if you leave a dung on the floor, some manager or other jobsworth might come in, slip on it and smash their swede in on the porcelein yodel phone. There is no way that would be funny

no way

[Peoplesoft bloke]

if I catch the git or gits that pick their noses and then stick it to the trap walls a few heavy kicks from my size 12s will be in order

[Rookie]

if I catch the git or gits that pick their noses and then stick it to the trap walls a few heavy kicks from my size 12s will be in order

Why the **** do people do that? You need to worry though when people start spelling out words in bogies like "Help me" or "I'M WATCHING YOU!".

[Platypus]

my thoughts exactly.

I mean, if you leave a dung on the floor, some manager or other jobsworth might come in, slip on it and smash their swede in on the porcelein yodel phone. There is no way that would be funny

no way

You do have an interesting vocabulary

[EternalOptimist]

You do have an interesting vocabulary

scowse powa

[Lockhouse]

Thought banks in the City were hiring people from red brick Unis, well mannered chaps etc?

Nope. Much cheapness, plenty quickness in this office these days.

[BoredBloke]

Why the **** do people do that? You need to worry though when people start spelling out words in bogies like "Help me" or "I'M WATCHING YOU!".

and when you think there is a roll of bog roll next to them, what makes them think that the wall is a better place for it?

[OwlHoot]

True. Dutch bog manufacturers employ PhD level mathematicians from the Technical Universities of Delft and Twente to precisely calculate the optimum impact point of a stream of pee against the ceramic bowl to avoid the terrors of splashback, and then a small fly is placed at the ideal spot. I think it’s actually a British idea, but considering the many different urinal designs and modern materials this no splashback point must be calculated for each new bog design. I bet some programmer could make a fortune if he wrote an application that automatically places the fly as the graphic designer designs the shape. Maybe someone already has done though. Testing would be interesting.

a small bee (probably)

The Latin for bee is "apis" ("a piss")