Toilet Etiquette

[EternalOptimist]

I imagine best would be to target almost tangent to the surface, after which the stream could be decelerated progressively. Quite unlike British ones that are flat and guarantee big puddles on the floor every time and where the patrons probably then use a sink that might have been designed for the job of decelerating wee.

females are lucky in this respect, having a built-in flap dispersal system, an ideal design for irrigating crop fields in my opinion

[Mich the Tester]

I imagine best would be to target almost tangent to the surface, after which the stream could be decelerated progressively. Quite unlike British ones that are flat and guarantee big puddles on the floor every time and where the patrons probably use a sink that might have been designed for the job of decelerating wee.

It all rather defeats the object of that favourite schoolboy game of ‘who can piss the highest’ where everyone attempts to piss upwards and leave a stain as high as possible on the wall. All good clean fun until young Winston comes in, rolls it out, hangs it up on a coat hanger and slashes all over the ceiling.

[Rookie]

females are lucky in this respect, having a built-in flap dispersal system, an ideal design for irrigating crop fields in my opinion

A bit like loosely covering a hosepipe with your thumb.

[darmstadt]

I liked the urinals in this club I once visited where instead of a fly they had a waterproof video screen (well, wee-wee anyway) and you could could request what pictures you would like to pee on, such as your mother in law (which seemed to be a favourite.)

A few of the pubs here have little football goals with a small ball hanging down in the middle to aim at. I do like the blue pineapple chunks though

[GardenGirl]

I used to work for a bank where someone used to be sick in 4 out 5 cubicles and not flush daily! Someone once also poo'd on the floor (disgruntled perm I think!) after that they put signs up saying action would be taken for "inappropriate Behaviour"

[Mich the Tester]

I used to work for a bank where someone used to be sick in 4 out 5 cubicles and not flush daily! Someone once also poo'd on the floor (disgruntled perm I think!) after that they put signs up saying action would be taken for "inappropriate Behaviour"

Was this a large Dutch bank in Amsterdam known by a three letter name or is this behaviour common in the international banking ‘fraternity’? Someone at my last clientco used to leave a skidmark on the seat every day.

[GardenGirl]

Was this a large Dutch bank in Amsterdam known by a three letter name or is this behaviour common in the international banking ‘fraternity’? Someone at my last clientco used to leave a skidmark on the seat every day.

Nope it was a certain UK bank that hasn't taken a government bailout but choose the Far East for money instead

[Mich the Tester]

Nope it was a certain UK bank that hasn't taken a government bailout but choose the Far East for money instead

Ah, so this is an international banking standard!

How can we entrust our savings to people who aren't even potty trained?

[GardenGirl]

Ah, so this is an international banking standard!

How can we entrust our savings to people who aren't even potty trained?

Interesting thought maybe this is why the banks went belly up!

[AtW]

Interesting thought maybe this is why the banks went belly up!

Because they were full of tulip?

IGMC