Toilet Etiquette

[wurzel]

Just a quick rant....


People who, on realising that the toilet is occupied, proceed to hang around by the door waiting for you to finish your business.
Sorry, that's just plain rude. There's even one here who rattles the handle a few times just to let you know he's there.

[chef]

a) leave one curled up on the seat
then
b) use ALL the loo roll
and
c) leave a nuclear war zone fog

problem solved

[EternalOptimist]

Nothing in this world is more overrated than a bad sh@g
Nothing in this world is more underrated than a good, hard sh 1te



The handle rattler is an enemy to humanity

[wc2]

Simple,

Forget to flush

[voodooflux]

There's even one here who rattles the handle a few times just to let you know he's there.

Just respond to that by turning the pages on your newspaper more loudly.

[moorfield]

There's even one here who rattles the handle a few times just to let you know he's there.

He is Wilmslow in disguise and I claim my 5 sheets.

[SallyAnne]

Just do it quickly, and let him in...leaving a horrendous fart as you leave obviously, so he has to sit trapped with your smell.

[lightng]

Buy a few pairs of wellington boots. Wear a pair yourself and place a pair of t
he others in each of the other cubicles. Lock the cubicles from the inside then crawl under / climb over each trap. Find your resting cubicle and you will soon discover that the door is rattled much less.

Keep the buggers guessing.

[EternalOptimist]

One place I worked, there was exactly one trap... form an orderly queue... the seat was always nice & warm though.

I work in a small office, pooing there is not an option. It's a one mile walk into Hale and I can now do a brilliant John Wayne walk. I have truly set the benchmark in skidmarks.

[BoredBloke]

Why not just shout that you are having a s_h_i_t so pi55 off.

Works for me