Stella, I'm afraid
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostStella, I'm afraidMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAhem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.
[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHow does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.
[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]
Fair enough - I can't pull a bird. Let's not fight - I'm not really confrontational
I rather like Stella+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI rather like StellaMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostMy mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...
Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun .... dear me (breathe), like the NHS+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post
Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun
We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.
We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.
I really thought 'wimmin' had died out in the 80's .....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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