Handbag for a BJ

[cailin maith]

Is there still enough room for your foot?

Ye all know what I meant

[Pickle2]

There are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver.

They'll also cut out the middle man and give you the BJ themselves.

[Drewster]

Ye all know what I meant

Well I read it as meaning that you would be willing to give a BJ in exchange for either a Handbag or a Pair of Shoes!! But I didn't like to say!

[Mich the Tester]

The News;
Women announced this morning that due to runaway inflation, BJs will now be
offered at the price of one handbag AND one pair of shoes.

[cailin maith]

Well I read it as meaning that you would be willing to give a BJ in exchange for either a Handbag or a Pair of Shoes!! But I didn't like to say!

Cheeky...

Anyway this is about Mrs FSM.

[DaveB]

I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy

[Bagpuss]

So, let me get this right BJ now = Bag Job

[ace00]

I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy

Now it's 1 steak only?
I will offer 2 steaks.

[Drewster]

I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy

Corrected:
MrsB doesn't actually like BJ that much so I use the steak. If I close my eyes everyone is happy

[Drewster]

So, let me get this right BJ now = Bag Job

Teabag???