Handbag for a BJ

[voodooflux]

I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.

I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

[DaveB]

I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

She's certainly a game girl

[voodooflux]

Was that a typo?? wink?

Just asking!

Nope, just avoiding an offensive word

[voodooflux]

How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

It's only a matter of time, shirley.

[Bumfluff]

I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

[Drewster]

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far BumFluff in cock swinging mode

C**t, B*****d, W*****r - I hope it falls off!

Sorry Just jealous!

[Mich the Tester]

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in

No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

[Churchill]

All this smut and it's not even Friday!

As for you CM...

[DaveB]

No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

Unless it's the ladies chesticles that are being rubbed

[FSM with Cheddar]

How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

The relief from a BJ is anything but light.