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Handbag for a BJ
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That might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.
and I should know
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.Comment
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Excellent sig by the way FSMOriginally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostWhat sort of wippings are we talking about here?

Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.Originally posted by Drewster View PostBe fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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No, she will give any a spanking for nothing. Getting a good one takes effortOriginally posted by Drewster View PostBe fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.Originally posted by Drewster View PostBe fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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OK, it was a handbag and a pair of shoes.Originally posted by DaveB View Post
and I should knowWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Was that a typo?? w*nk?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.
Just asking!Comment
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How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?
Are the Mods asleep or out buying handbags?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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